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2. Asking you if you would like anesthesia for a little extra cost.

3. Asking if you would like clean instruments.

4. Telling you that for a little extra, the surgeon will wash his hands and wear gloves.

5. Asking if you would like to be awake during surgery.

6. Asking if you would like to face surgery like a man or want the girly pain killers.

7. Telling you that surgery will be delayed while the surgeon watches a tape of how to do it.

8. Telling you that due to cost cutting, the power may go off during surgery.

9. Telling you that the new hospital policy is to let the patients decide what prescriptions they want to have.

10. Asking if you have a preference of having a nurse available for emergencies or if a cell phone would be sufficient.

Here are ten useful tips of advice from a pedestrian accident lawyer to follow if you have been in an accident. You can also learn more about how to handle a pedestrian accident in Manhattan Beach, or any city, by calling the Law Offices of R. Sebastian Gibson at any of the numbers which can be found on our website at http://www.SebastianGibsonLaw.com  and learning how we can assist you.

Obviously, if you have had an accident, and you are reading all of this advice, it’s probably been at least a few days since the accident. However, if it’s only been a few hours or if you ever have another accident, here’s what you should do the next time from the start.

First, take a look around and determine if you or anyone, are hurt. If so, taking steps like trying to prevent further injury or loss of blood are the most important thing you can do. Even if some other driver caused you to be injured, it’s just good manners to help the other driver if they are hurt. They may even be so thankful that they admit their fault to you. The worst thing you can do is get angry or start a fight.

Second, make sure everyone is safe from being injured further. If you are in the middle of traffic, and you are dizzy, sit down away from traffic. If your vehicle is a traffic hazard and you have accident warning devices like flares or triangles, put them out on the road to warn other drivers and get away from the car. Let the police an other emergency personnel investigate the scene with the vehicles in place and move them more safely at a later point.

Third, call the police. Accident reports are extremely helpful if the police will do such a report. Let the police know you are injured immediately. Answer the police questions honestly. But if you are dazed or confused, let them know you need medical treatment and answer only what you feel sure about. Remember, your statements can and will be used against you if you admit fault, and it will be too late and too fishy to later say you didn’t know what you were saying at the scene. Police know that your best recollection is immediately after an accident.

Fourth, get the other driver’s information including their names, addresses, driver’s license numbers, make and model of their vehicles, license plate numbers, and their insurance company name and policy number. If there are witnesses, get their names, addresses and telephone numbers as well. If the other driver makes any admissions of fault, write those down as well.

Fifth, if you have a camera on your cell phone or in the car and you aren’t too injured, take some photos of the vehicles and the scene. If you can’t do it right away, do it after you are released from the hospital.

Sixth, if you are hurt, obtain medical treatment. Don’t decline the ambulance or hospital examination to save your insurance company money or to be stoic. Take your valuables out of your car if you can and get checked out at the hospital. If you are not hurt, don’t get treatment you don’t need. However, remember, after an accident, you may feel a rush of adrenaline that causes you to only start feeling symptoms of pain a few hours later. If you have a health plan that requires you to obtain permission first, call them and find out where you are allowed to seek treatment.

Seventh, call a good pedestrian accident lawyer as soon as you have had your initial treatment, so the attorney can gather other important evidence and prevent the insurance company from taking advantage of you and obtaining such things as recorded statements that you feel fine, when many of your symptoms have yet to manifest themselves. A good pedestrian accident lawyer can save you from making a great deal of mistakes and can shoulder much of the hassle of knowing what to do about car repairs, car rentals, medical treatment, witness statements and the like. If you think you will save money by not having an attorney, think again. A good pedestrian accident lawyer can almost always obtain much higher settlements, obtain reductions of medical bills and insurance liens and prevent you from making costly mistakes. Also, most pedestrian accident attorneys advance costs of obtaining police reports, medical records and the like and are paid and reimbursed for these costs only out of any settlement.

Eight, you will need to report the accident to your insurance company, but since they will want to take a recorded statement from you, just like any other driver’s insurance company, it’s good advice to retain an attorney first. And if the other driver did not have insurance, remember that it is your own insurance company that will be your adversary. You will also need to report the accident to the Department of Motor Vehicles and your lawyer can give you the form for this.

Ninth, do not agree to settle your claim privately with the person at fault for the accident. This almost never works out to your advantage. Don’t agree not to call the police. Police reports that determine the fault for an accident are golden. Your agreement to not involve the police only affords an opportunity for the other driver to change his story and blame you when the police will no longer investigate the accident.

Tenth, don’t pay a traffic ticket without a fight if you weren’t at fault or agree to accept a small payment for your vehicle repairs without knowing that the amount will in fact cover the cost of all the repairs.

If you’ve had a pedestrian accident in Manhattan Beach, Hermosa Beach, Palos Verdes Estates, Rancho Palos Verdes, Torrance, Carson, Redondo Beach, El Segundo, Marina del Rey, Venice Beach, Santa Monica, Santa Barbara, Ventura, Oxnard, Cambria or San Luis Obispo, or anywhere in Southern California, we have the knowledge and resources to be your Manhattan Beach Pedestrian Accident Lawyer and your Hermosa Beach Pedestrian Accident Attorney. Be sure to hire a California law firm with auto, motorcycle, truck, bicycle, pedestrian, car, bus, train, boat and airplane accident experience, wrongful death experience and insurance law expertise who can ensure you are properly represented and get the compensation you deserve.

If you have a personal injury legal matter, a dog bite or if you’ve lost a loved one in a wrongful death accident, call the Law Offices of R. Sebastian Gibson, or visit our website at http://www.SebastianGibsonLaw.com  and learn how we can assist you.

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Honor and enjoy your Creator while you’re still young,

Before the years take their toll and your vigor wanes,

Before your vision dims and the world blurs

And the winter years keep you close to the fire.

In old age, your body no longer serves you so well.

Muscles slacken, grip weakens, joints stiffen.

The shades are pulled down on the world.

You can’t come and go at will. Things grind to a halt.

The hum of the household fades away.

You are wakened now by bird-song.

Hikes to the mountains are a thing of the past.

Even a stroll down the road has its terrors.

Your hair turns apple-blossom white,

Adorning a fragile and impotent matchstick body.

Yes, you’re well on your way to eternal rest,

While your friends make plans for your funeral.

Life, lovely while it lasts, is soon over.

Life as we know it, precious and beautiful, ends.

The body is put back in the same ground it came from.

The spirit returns to God, who first breathed it.

Ecclesiastes 12:1-7 (The Message)

Old King Solomon said it all, didn’t he? Sure, aches and pains aren’t much fun. Getting wrinkles along with a bigger belly (or butt) isn’t much of a laugh either. And say, those mirrors are getting downright vicious! Tell me, do you make a shopping list because you know you can’t trust your memory, and then go off and forget the list? Yep, been there and done that. So my fellow maturing baby boomers, other than joining the vampires in avoiding mirrors and taping our grocery list to our wrist, how can we best cope with the aging dilemma?

I say quotable quotes! That’s right; let’s turn to the most humorous quotes we can find on aging and see if that doesn’t help ease the burden of seeing too way too many candles glaring at us on the birthday cake.

Here’s the cream of the crop — or at least the best I have been able to dig up:

“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.” Dave Barry (1947-) American humorist

“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” Lucille Ball (1911-1989) American actress

“If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.” Al Bernstein American writer and actor

“There’s no fool like an old fool — you can’t beat experience.” Jacob Morton Braude (1896-1970) American writer, author

“By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.” George Burns (1896-1996) American comedian and actor

“I can’t understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.” George Burns

“If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.” George Burns

“Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere.” George Burns

“Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.” George Burns

“No man knows he is young while he is young.” G. K. Chesterton (1874-1936) English writer

“Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternatives.” Maurice Chevalier (1888-1972) French actor and singer

“He is so old that his blood type was discontinued.” Bill Dana (1924- ) American comedian, actor and screenwriter

“I’m at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I’ve just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.” Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004) American comedian and actor

“The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you’ll grow out of it.” Doris Day (1924- ) American actress, singer

“One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it’s such a nice change from being young.” Dorothy Canfield Fisher (1879-1958) American author

“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” Harry Hershfield (1885-1974) American comic artist

“Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.” Bob Hope (1903-2003) American comedian, actor

“Middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle.” Bob Hope

“If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you’re old.” Edgar Watson Howe (1853-1937) American journalist

“Whenever a man’s friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure that they think he is growing old.” Washington Irving (1783-1859) American author

“Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.” Groucho Marx (1890-1977) American comedian

“Old age is like flying through a storm. Once you’re aboard, there’s nothing you can do.” Golda Meir (1898-1978) Prime Minister of Israel

“A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, ”At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.’ ” Claude D. Pepper (1900-1989) Florida Senator and a Representative

“Some grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get.” George D. Prentice (1802-1870)

“The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood.” Logan Pearsall Smith (1865-1946)

“I’m so lonesome; they are all dying; I have hardly a warm personal enemy left.” James McNeill Whistler (1834-1903) American painter, etcher, and wit

“I am not young enough to know everything.” Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) Irish author and wit

“As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.” Oscar Wilde

There, did that help? Yeah, I know. Some of the quotes aren’t that funny. I just threw them in to see if you were still awake. Why don’t you memorize a few of these quotations and try them out on a old friend or two. You might brighten up their day. Or they may just hold up their ear trumpet and cry, “Eh?”

If I haven’t listed your favorite aging quote, email it to me and I’ll include it in the next article.

I believe you eventually become whatever you allow your mind to think about. So if you want to be happy during the “senior years,” my advice is: start a collection of humorous quotes. It sure beats mulling over your aches and pains! Who knows, after a few inspiring words from George Burns or Oscar Wilde, even that old buzzard you see in the mirror might start to look more chirpy.

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